Dear Mistress Raspberry Bullets,
We haven't been formally introduced, yet I feel an overwhelming urge to throw myself at your feet and make gurgling noises. I am but a poor servant not worthy to lick the cocoa from the ground you walk upon, and am far too obsessed with my shoes and library books to offer more than occasional adoration in the form of sparkly darlings on your elegant brow sort of thing, but well, hi anyway, and that.
Love,
Narrowly (Miss)
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Dear Mistress Raspberry Bullets,
We haven't been formally introduced, yet I feel an overwhelming urge to throw myself at your feet and make gurgling noises. I am but a poor servant not worthy to lick the cocoa from the ground you walk upon, and am far too obsessed with my shoes and library books to offer more than occasional adoration in the form of sparkly darlings on your elegant brow sort of thing, but well, hi anyway, and that.
Love,
Narrowly (Miss)
Why hellooo Miss N. It's nice to know I make such an impression. Flattery does get you everywhere. So what is it you want? A new whip for your spankings? Maybe some gloves too? More shoes? If you get something pointy heeled, after you spank 'em you can trample all over them.
Sweet mother of.....
How about an added title of Countess Flattery in the FSUPS for Miss N.
You're just jealous you didn't think of flattering me so before Miss N did it. Now she gets bonuses and you don't. :P
Wierd. Justified by what? Where is his brain?