Why didn't they listen to me ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7277284.stm
At last the overpaid scientists and boffins have 'discovered' what I have been slurring for years.
Whisky is the greatest product for curing pollution.
It now seems that a whisky by-product ( that's fancy talk for my pee ) can neutralise all pollution. It can probably end starvation by causing crops to grow in barren areas as well. Given a fair test it will also probably end wars ( I haven't actually declared war on anyone for days now and that was only Hayling Island so it doesn't really count ). Global warming ? - turn the central heating down and open up the 12 year old Glen Hoddle.
I just know I won't even get a 'thank you' let a lone a knighthood or a Nobel Prize. :lol:
Poor you, your role will be forever unrecognised... :)
I reckon it's an April Fool's joke that slipped out early.
So I no longer have to stalk off into the bush when the pressure runs high anymore? I'll be contributing to the environment. I guess you'll just have to prove it's post-whiskey.
You are such a grott. Peeing all the time anywhere. Bleh. I always wonder then if guys don't wash their hands and then go shaking hands with people and touching them. Ewwwwwww I don't want other man penis on me.