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Smilin
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I could have sworn she was pregnant....

Little did I know that women can get pot-belly's too....
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Fr. Gruesome
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Too much beer ...
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Smilin
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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That's the thing....

She doesn't drink....
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Fr. Gruesome
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Easy mistake to make then!
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Mari
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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*chuckles*
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Smilin
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fr. Gruesome wrote:
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Easy mistake to make then!


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Good news is she's not pregnant...
Bad news is she's got a bigger pot belly than me... Shocked
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Shake
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Yikes, indeed!
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Fr. Gruesome
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Right then ... you need more beer!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Yes, I do. Pity that I'm at work.
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Fr. Gruesome
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Look! A repetative number!
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Miss Jayme Kat
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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And two consecutive ones!
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Mari
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Good morning! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Morning, Mari Smile You seem very happy.
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Fr. Gruesome
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Someone has to be ...

[/m.w.]
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Smilin
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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*meh....*

*needs coffee*

Will return laters....
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Tourmaline
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Another day of dreary weather, snow on the ground, work to do, and coughs and colds to fight [m.w.]
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Smilin
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Geeze....

I has a headache....

Green is for delete people...
Red is for add...

So....what's with the blue highlighting?
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Tourmaline
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Smilin must be in a special place...
With Blue highlighting.
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Smilin
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Special needs facility would be more accurate..

*laughs*

*winces from the pain in his head*

I feel like I've been drunk for two days...
Problem is...I haven't
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Tourmaline
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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*sounds a lot like Swine Flu coming on.
Tell me, does your head feel like it wants to explode soon?
Is your throat dry?
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Smilin
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Shocked Shocked Shocked

Confused


*yes* I has a splitting headache
*no* no dry throat but a hacking cough....
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Tourmaline
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dry hacking cough?

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Thats it, you have it!
Wonderful natural immunity Smile

If you have a mild case, you should be better in about 4 days after you get the fever.

For some people the fever is mild (like PQ) but my neighbour's daughter's fever went up to 104.

She was better 5 days after the onset of the fever. I'm hoping PQ will be faster because her case is milder.
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Smilin
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Shocked

I can't be sick...I'm out of PTO time....
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Fr. Gruesome
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Go to the boss. Say 'I've got SWINE FLU do you want me stay here and infect everyone or will you let me work at home for a few days, no questions asked?'
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Smilin
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I'd rather stick around and hopefully infect his little, scrawny ass...

*evils*
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