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Tourmaline
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TPAM will just die mystified.
(Love the name you gave my avvie MJK) 
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YooperGuy
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TPAM will die Demystefied.........
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Miss Jayme Kat
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TPAM will be rolled into a joint, erm, cigarette, and be smoked.
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Tourmaline
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TPAM will roll down a hill in a fit of Childish Glee.
Too bad she chose Mount Rushmore to be the hill.
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Smilin
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TPAM will trip, fall, and die....
All account of that new dress she has on |
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Miss Jayme Kat
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TPAM will be hit by the car he is chasing.
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Smilin
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*bites* TPABM infecting her with rabies...
Ensuring a long and painful death....
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Miss Jayme Kat
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TPAM got rabies first and dies before I do. Ha!
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Tourmaline
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TPAM dies from being hit with a plastic golder statuette in the forum awards thread.
Or from drinking navel fuzzies.
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YooperGuy
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TPAM will be skewered at a jousting competition when a Knight loses control of horse and they careen into the crowd.
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Tourmaline
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You know that I would go to any Renn fest that I could so thats not out of the realm of possibility.
TPAM will be killed when someone drunk from the Forum awards party stumbles over him.
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Miss Jayme Kat
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TPAM will break her neck and die when she stumbles over TPAH at the Forum awards party. But, since she has no head, that won't kill her. She will die of alcohol poisoning from too many fushy nazelsh.
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YooperGuy
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TPAM will drown in a punch bowl.
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Miss Jayme Kat
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The waiting list will be too long for TPAM to get that new liver.
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YooperGuy
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TPAM will die trying to outrun a steamroller going down hill
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Miss Jayme Kat
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TPAM will die so that the Upper Michigan Family Funeral Home will make its quota this year.
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Tourmaline
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TPAM will die from disappointment that she did not celebrate her 15000 post.
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westsands410
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TPAM's corset will be tied a little too tight for life to continue uninterrupted.
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YooperGuy
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TPAM will succumb to shrapnel wounds when hi s cat explodes.
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Miss Jayme Kat
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Just before TPAM dies he will realise he should have purchased his insurance from Aflac.
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YooperGuy
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TPAM dies in a message board accident at the intersection of two threads..............
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Miss Jayme Kat
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TPAM dies when someone pushes a button and deletes him.
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YooperGuy
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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TPAM dies when running headlong into by BS deflector.
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Miss Jayme Kat
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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TPAM will be completely absorbed by a very good quality paper towel.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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Hopefully its the manly Brawnie papertowel
TPAM will be dehydrated to death after falling into a vat of dessicant.
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