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Sven
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
*recommends everyone covers their eyes with their hands if they find this soap in their sink*






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Kye
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is that .. is it meant to look like that cos it's anti religious or is it just .. meant to look like that??
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
heh, apparently meant to.
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Rat! he found breath to whisper, shaking. Are you afraid?
Afraid? murmured the Rat, his eyes shining with unutterable love.
Afraid! Of Him? O, never, never! And yet -- and yet -- O, Mole, I am afraid!
Then the two animals, crouching to the earth, bowed their heads and did worship.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would feel so WRONG lathering that in my hands.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
now it's the weight loss pill business...



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Afraid? murmured the Rat, his eyes shining with unutterable love.
Afraid! Of Him? O, never, never! And yet -- and yet -- O, Mole, I am afraid!
Then the two animals, crouching to the earth, bowed their heads and did worship.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
J .. Jesus body?

As in.. WHAT?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
What with the wounds ... and the two thousand year oldness?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Next: Gandhi Body!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have Buddha Body, myself. Sad
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
jesus body weight loss pills... this is very, very weird!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Rat! he found breath to whisper, shaking. Are you afraid?
Afraid? murmured the Rat, his eyes shining with unutterable love.
Afraid! Of Him? O, never, never! And yet -- and yet -- O, Mole, I am afraid!
Then the two animals, crouching to the earth, bowed their heads and did worship.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
*throws self off cliff*
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ohhhh... am kind of speachless there.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is redeemed by the fact that the Safeway chain went bust a few years ago and were bought up by Sir Wm. Morrison, Gentleman Grocer of North Yorkshire .

Inevitable after that particular faux pas ...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
That is hilarious.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just when you think it can't get any worse with commercialism.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rosaries aren't a feature of our tradition, but I see them as an admirable spiritual discipline.

Discipline, as in 'do something yourself, not have it done for you'.

As reported by the good folks at Ship of Fools.



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Afraid? murmured the Rat, his eyes shining with unutterable love.
Afraid! Of Him? O, never, never! And yet -- and yet -- O, Mole, I am afraid!
Then the two animals, crouching to the earth, bowed their heads and did worship.
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Sarah N.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
T'would be handy for while driving, perhaps? I'd rather that than the recorded rosaries one is occasionally subjected to. Move at your own pace is very nice.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did you suffer from that fad for 'Say the Rosary with the Pope' tapes that was around about about fifteen years ago? I thought it was deeply weird ... I would have been very happy to say the rosary with the Pope but not with a fuzzy tape of some polish guy who could have been anyone for all any of us knew!
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